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ABCDeath.

im nose over tail for you.

Created on 2004-03-18 13:43:15 (#2551298), last updated 2007-12-23

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Name:peachymcpeach
Birthdate:10-30
Location:manchester, United Kingdom
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I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.


I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction. [turns to dad] Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate that my right. It can only mean one thing. Cancer. I'm dying.



iya. im peachy. everyone moans about their life to me. but noone has time to listen to me. which is why i turn to livejournal.


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